is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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