The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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