I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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