Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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