i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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