She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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