i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
