I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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