i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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