I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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