Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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