so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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