btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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