Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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