Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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