Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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