But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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