Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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