The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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