I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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