So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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