I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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