i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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