We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Damn victory sex feels great
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