i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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