so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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