So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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