Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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