I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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