therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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