So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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