I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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