his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My dick has a subreddit
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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