it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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