sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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