420 ftw
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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