I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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