The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
