yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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