God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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