If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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