i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
