i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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