I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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