Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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