If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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