i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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