Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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