Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Vodka?
Forever.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Randomize
