We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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