You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she looked like the before picture.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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