Can Purell be used as lube?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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